You may have heard this. I thought it best to leave in the alcohol/drugs-related lines to preserve its poetic charm.....but as a good little Mormon girl I would have substituted some vaguely 'sugar-high' related sentence lol.
Scary thing is, I really haven't started revising yet!
But heck, its only first year!!!
I never revised at school either...I'm a slacker!
To the tune 'I will survive'
"At first i was afraid, i was petrified!
Kept thinking i could never pass without revision guides,
But then i spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And i grew strong,
And i learned how to scrape along,
I wont look back... to see my disgrace,
When i can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,
I would have spent all day at work,
I would have had no spare time free,
If i'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter now... as i dont need them anymore!
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
You think i'd crumble?
You think my brain needs exercise?
Oh no, not i! i wont revise!
Unless i shop myself to death, i know i'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end, ive got my overdraft to spend,
I wont revise, i wont revise!!
It took all the strength i had, to try and act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try,
But in the end i just got high!
And you know me! As somebody who!
Will never get a First or even a 2:2,
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that i'll be free,
Coz i've done fuck all revision, and im failing my degree,
Oh no, not i! i wont revise,
i think that i may scrape a Third, but that would be telling lies!
Let the lecturers think im crazy!
I'll just stay in bed, because im lazy!
I wont revise, i wont revise!!!........."
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